OMG MY DOG JUST ATE AN ENTIRE VASELINE JAR! HELP!!

Okay, so your pup/fido/buddy just swallowed a whole jar of Vaseline/petroleum jelly/that sticky stuff. I know, I know, it sounds crazy/terrifying/like something out of a movie, but don't panic! First things first, try to stay calm/collected/sane. Call/Reach out to/Give a shout your vet immediately/ASAP/right now and tell them what happened. They'll